#find her man her age

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[fumifooms]

[novantinuum]

somewhere up above the stars the wreckage of a Universe floats past

an AU ancient lonely god Steven I have. his moniker is Astra and I am obsessed with him right now.

[heliomanteia]

Mythal's biggest crime was urging a bodyless genderless autistic agoraphobic worm into leaving his hyperfixation on the Fade behind to do some weird corporeal stuff and exist in a gender binary. Genuinely can we have one for Solas

[backpackingspace]

listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away

[vaguely-concerned]

you know it is hard to not feel for caterina a little in my worldstate. she loses sight of lucanis for a couple of months while her other grandson has her in jail for grandmother time-out, and by the time she sees him again he is in full undying devotion mode for the guy she sent to get him back. her grandson finally brought someone home, and it's a fairly low-level elven mortalitasi whose family background is 'idk we found this baby in a crypt and liked their vibes' who will not be giving her any biological grandchildren. not even one of the politically well-connected scheming mortalitasi, which could at least have been useful (nevarra is a bustling market for the crows! twenty contracts on the king alone and still going strong! still a payday baby let the good times roll!), but one of the dutybound earnest little freaks they keep down in the necropolis to wrangle skeletons and write esoteric papers and who frankly don't care that much about murder b/c death comes to us all in its own time anyway trust us on this one. lucanis looks at him like he hung the moon, the sun, every celestial object and glittering star in the sky, like he's the only real thing in the world. and in caterina vision she sees this weird little slip of a goth mage guy wearing too much kohl who cracks jokes at strange times and is so hard to read but also gives her the unmistakable flinty 'I'll try to keep this civil if you do the same. If.' eye contact over lucanis' shoulder sometimes, with the utter grave calm that only someone who's a speaker to the dead (and the dead are savage) and who has killed several gods and wouldn't back down from second deicide if necessary could bring to bear. she sucks and deserves this and more but she also does have a whole Situation on her hands here

(I love that rye's relationship to lucanis' family is basically 'I met some of the most insufferable people. but, they also met me'. he tangoed with the god of lies and betrayal so he could waltz his way through a dellamorte family dinner relatively unscathed)

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!

[gayturians]

start of "alone" in dragon age 2:

fenris and aveline bickering about her intel

DIALOGUE CHOICE

fenris describes looking into hadriana's info and finding his sister. he sent her money and invited her to kirkwall, and now she's here.

DIALOGUE CHOICE

potentially more info about what he found out

he requests that you be there when he meets her

DIALOGUE CHOICE

start of "alone" if it were in veilguard:

"hawke. i looked into hadriana's claims and it seems she was telling the truth about my sister. if it's not a trap, she's waiting for me at the hanged man. will you join me?"

"sure."

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I like how he doesn't beat around the bush here. Neve teases him a bit, telling him, "Rook's good for you," because she's caught him smiling to himself, and not for the first time, it sounds like, and he doesn't hesitate for a second to say, "Yeah, true."

[sonknuxadow]

thinking .... in both shadow generations and geralds journal its mentioned that gerald had two sons and one was into robotics and the other archaeology . and i think it makes sense to assume the one who likes robotics is eggmans father and the other is marias father. its also revealed that maria has a younger sister that lived on earth who we never saw or heard about before. maybe its not meant to be that deep but that doesnt feel like something theyd just mention for no reason .. ?

also in geralds journal theres a letter at the beginning addressed to commander tower from the person who recovered the journal whos name starts with the letter t. t for tori short for victoria ... ????? (and im assuming the name tori is already mentioned somewhere because ive seen people use it for her before today. so) and the person writing the letter also mentions how they would have liked to know more about gerald and maria too which i feel implies some sort of connection

then in the newest episode of tailstube we saw this book in the background. shes a professor who wrote a history book . and also may have written the letter in geralds journal. and gerald had a son who was into archaeology who was presumably the dad of maria and her unnamed sister .

ive seen it theorized before that victoria is maria's sister and idk im not sure i agree with that because she just doesnt look like shes meant to be maria's sister to me design wise. but i definitely think its possible that shes a robotnik . maria's niece maybe ?

i feel like i might be looking too deep into this but also. surely all this has to be hinting at Something

[zebrafiz]

made a family.... they are heading towards destruction <3

[coockie8]

Seeing someone worry that shipping lawlight would be PrObLeMaTiQuE™ because of the Age Gap™ will never not be hysterical because not only is Light already 18 by the time he and L meet in person but their Age Gap™ is, objectively, like the least toxic aspect of their relationship, canonically😂

[hanzajesthanza]

it is absolutely so weird to me to try to imagine a version of geralt that is like, my age. like, no. get back to being an old man

[figofswords]

i know ive made myself the #1 izutsumi stan in the eyes of all of my friends and probably some of you online people but what if i became a mithrun stan. there is something about him that compels me. i just want to *clenches fist* put him on the drying rack. lovingly stick him into a tupperware for later. make him into. a broth of some sort. do you understand

[science-lings]

I love that Phoenix is so father figure coded in the main trilogy with Pearl. Like the official art where she's napping on his thigh or being held up by him to put up Christmas tree ornaments, and the whole vibe of him bringing her along to crime scenes, and in the stage play where she gets scared and freezes in place so he just picks her up like a stack of firewood. Even from the second game when he's only like 25 he's been irrefutably dad-shaped. It should've been the least surprising thing to happen when AJ first came out that Phoenix had become a dad. That's been an important part of his personality, he probably was born to be a girldad more than an attorney.

anyway it's also really funny to think about him lowkey adopting the half-sister of the woman who tried to kill him and her twin sister who tricked him into thinking that she was his girlfriend.